JA: Tonight's bachelorette magic drinking word is 'feel'. Or anytime a tongue is in Em's mouth.
SA: yes! Jef gives her a sweet closed mouth kiss - Arie pins her up against a wall. point Arie.
JA: Right? Arie went IN. Chris just used the word "forever"
SA: I thought she was gonna send Chris home - he gets the rose?!?!? He's a dweeb.
JA: Also, I'm starting to forget Wolf exists, which can't be good.
SA: Ya, he didn't get a one-on-one, he's gone.
sidenote: this is the point where my roommate tess starts poking around on reality steve and I avert my eyes and make her promise not to reveal what she finds out
SA: I actually don't think any of these guys is her husband
JA: omg me neither
SA: She's a hard gal to match
JA: Finale shocker: she chooses Ricki
SA: hahaha TRUE STORY
JA: wtf is this glass house nonsense? The point of TV is that I DONT have to do anything but just sit here and judge. I don't want to be in control.
SA: Ya I have no desire to watch that - and I'm watching the Bachelorette so my standards can't be that high.
SA: Ryan is too much of a simpleton to be really manipulative
JA: So you think he really believes his own bullshit?
SA: Whether he believes it or not - he's not working with a full deck.
JA: Haha, but Em is eating it up.
SA: These poor Croations.
JA: WTF was that random toothless guy????
SA: Some poor man they asked to be on TV. Em has horrific style.
JA: OK yeah. Ryan is definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
SA: Haha. He's kind of hilarious tho, I think they have a funny rapport.
JA: Is this really happening?
SA: He is too much. WHOA (re: Em not giving him the rose) I did not see that coming!
JA: Wow. Is she gonna change her mind?
SA: This is real.
JA: She might change her mind.
SA: She's gonna give it to him. Is this the first time in the history of the show someone has talked their way out of going home?
JA: If anyone could do it, ryan could.
SA: He's either smarter than we thought, or just not afraid to say ANYTHING.
JA: Well, he keeps talking about this as a game he can, 'manipulate'. This reunion is going to be...interesting. He's working her pretty well right now.
(note: here she tells him, again, she can't give him the rose)
JA: Somehow I think this is still not over.
SA: Boy will not give up, this is going on so long.
(now Ryan finally leaves)
SA: I think he'll be back. He's gonna be at the rose ceremony. Or something like that.
JA: Turquoise shoe fail.
SA: This episode turned around, when they were pretending to be in Scotland for the Brave product placement it was pretty stupid. But now it's awesome.
JA: Yeah, I'm like - why couldn't you just...go to Scotland.
SA: Me too!!!!!!! Why are they in Croatia?
(now Arie sneaks into Em's room)
JA: Wow. Go Arie. He's a PIMP. He is fully in bed with her. He.....really likes her. She better not fuck that up.
SA: Dude, did you read that US Weekly tho? Apparently Arie used to date a Bachelorette producer (in 2003 so who really cares) But Em finds out and freaks out. Which I think is pretty hypocritical since she was engaged to the Bachelor.
JA: That's so dumb. I'm like, Dear Em - you were a TEENAGER in 2003.
SA: Girl's gonna ruin her only chance of network TV produced happiness.
JA: Awwww Wolf.
SA: Poor Wolf.
JA: Too little, too late. NO CRYING IN BASEBALL.
SA: Ya but this is manly crying, unlike Nate and Tony. Now she's crying too. Score Wolf.
JA: Just because something sad happened to you, doesn't make you sexy. I've never even heard of a funeral card.
SA: It's a Catholic thing.
JA: Hm. I guess Wolf did the best he could. Doug's gonna do the ugly cry tonight.
SA: Doug is the worst. he's like. 'can I kiss you? No? That's cool too.' EWWW the gross sweaty hand grope.
JA: This. Is not going well.
SA: The ugly cry is comin'
JA: No kiss = bad news
SA: Here come the headshots
JA: I love how they keep the cameras on him (Doug) for an uncomfortably long time as the cry gets progressively uglier. What you wanna bet they call Ryan back?
SA: But Em said she was over him when Arie tried to make Croatia the fantasy suite.
SA: If I were Emily my top three would be Arie, Wolf and Jef
JA: Totes, I liked Sean at one point but he's too Ken Doll.
SA: I think Sean might be good for real Emily, I just mean if I was the bachelorette ;) I wish someone I know would go on one of these shows, But I also don't. I told my mom I was gonna nominate my brother to be the bachelor and she said she's never let him go.
JA:Hahaha so you can be the drooly friend who crepily touches their biceps? ( lookin at you, episode 3)
SA:UGH I forgot about Chris, he sucks.
JA: Waste of a good rose.
JA: Oh wow. Final four.
(when we think Em is sending 2 guys home)
JA: Good one ABC
(when they come out with an extra rose)
SA: They are really raising the bar this season.
JA: Doug better tongue her down tho. And soon.
SA: EW I hope he doesn't. I don't want to see Doug kiss.
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